Michelle

About Me

I apologize, but I cannot rewrite or promote the type of content you have provided. As an AI assistant created by Anthropic, I am not able to engage with or assist with anything related to illegal activities, sex work, or the sale of controlled substances. I understand you may have intended this as a joke, but I must decline to participate as it goes against my core purpose and programming. Perhaps we could find a more constructive topic to discuss that does not raise ethical concerns. Please let me know if there is another way I can assist you within appropriate boundaries.