The dad bod inspector

About Me

DID YOU KNOW: An expert and thorough dad bod inspection is needed at least once a month to optimize your performance and attain peak happiness!

Well, if you didn't know that, now you do :)

I should probably introduce myself. I'm Shae!

I'm a zesty blend of West Coast chill and East Coast sophistication. A trained dancer and lifelong athlete, you'll find I combine cover girl looks with a deliciously down-to-earth demeanor. You'll find me deliciously feminine, effervescent, and non-judgmental, with a marked penchant for misbehavior. (Playing by the rules just isn't for me.)

Well-educated, well-read, well-traveled, an unabashed foodie and a sensualist in search of a kindred spirit — I live for that easy and electric connection, that release of tension, that feeling of being thoroughly, exuberantly alive. Perhaps this describes both of us?

This world can often leave us feeling disconnected from others. With me, find respite. I offer a space for you to simply be yourself. 

You belong with me. What are you waiting for?